When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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