that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
pray to the hookup gods
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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