sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Randomize
