Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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