Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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