he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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