The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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