I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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