why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
