Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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