I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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