no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
