No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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