Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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