She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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