My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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