the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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