ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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