Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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