He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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