I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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