one two three fourrrrnication!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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