Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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