I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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