Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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