it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
