That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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