Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
BRING THE BAGELS
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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