Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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