Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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