and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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