did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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