She said her name was "party"
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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