and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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