So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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