i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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