But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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