yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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