Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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