it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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