He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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