If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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