i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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