I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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