ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She's just so happy...and so naked.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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