Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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