he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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