I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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