The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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