i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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