Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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