arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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