Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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