If i come over, it means nothing
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Randomize
